• Shanghai, China
  • Pisa, Italy
  • Longkou, China
  • Brisbane, Australia
  • University Place, USA
  • Salamanca, Spain
  • Cambridge, England
  • Regentville, Australia (NSW)
  • Cupertino, USA
  • Chesapeake, USA
  • Hogwarts, Middle Earth
  • London, UK
  • Singapore, Singapore
  • Azores, Portugal
  • Indianapolis, USA
  • Akron OH, USA
  • Toronto, Canada
  • Pittsburgh, USA
  • Hobart, Australia
  • Manila,Philippines
  • Caloocan, Philippines
  • Ravenna, Italy
  • Nashville, TN, USA
  • Hong Kong
  • KÄ—dainiai, Lithuania
  • Parañaque, Philippines
  • Burlington NC, USA
  • Redding CA, USA
  • Kansas City, USA
  • Liverpool, UK
  • Oldenburg, Germany
  • Pinneberg, Germany
  • Göppingen, Germany
  • Hamburg, Germany
  • Jakarta, Indonesia
  • Sacramento, USA
  • Salt Lake City, UT, USA
  • Pegram, TN, USA
  • Evansville, IN, USA
  • Malabon City, Philippines
  • Kedah, Malaysia
  • Sydney, Australia
  • Burpengary, Australia(QLD)
  • Wellington, New Zealand
  • Nowra, Australia (NSW)
  • Pensacola FL, USA
  • Budapest, Hungary
  • Bundaberg, Australia(QLD)
  • Vienna, Austria
  • Perth, Australia(WA)
  • Melbourne, Australia(VIC)
  • Messina, Italy
  • Bangkok, Thailand
  • Wollongong, Australia (NSW)
  • Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)